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KOREAN ALCHEMISTS CREATE HONEYDEW FLAVORED ICECREAM:
WHITE ROOMMATE BLOWN AWAY BY WITCHCRAFT
To any bald Michigan-dwelling baseball-loving unfriendly assholes who at any point in my life have told me I couldn’t be a lighting designer: tonight we opened Bachelorette to 170 people, and my lighting was awesome.
like really together.
like next level shit.
like Evil Queen in Snow White level shit.
"Who is the fairest in the land?"
"Bitch you know it’s me"
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