This is one of those dumb list things about kids writing shit on tests.
And it is mostly dumb. Except for 31. In 31, the teacher writes “Jathan… oh dear!” as a response.
Except Jathan isn’t a common name.
And that isn’t a common way to do the letter h.
Because this is my test from Chemistry with Mr. Smith.
I’m on the internet. I’m number 31 of 38 on this list.
I graduate college today.
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To any bald Michigan-dwelling baseball-loving unfriendly assholes who at any point in my life have told me I couldn’t be a lighting designer: tonight we opened Bachelorette to 170 people, and my lighting was awesome.