I caught a fruit fly between my left thumb and index finger.
I am such a glittering golden god.
here is a picture of me for reference: 
After working my ass off the last week every day
from 9 to 5, up and down ladders, hanging lights, running cable, in general being good at electrics, I can feel my muscle starting to bulk up again. It isn’t a ton yet, and it is lean muscle, but with the amount of protein I am consuming right now (read way too fucking much), I just need to get back into lifting and I am gonna hulk out.
Here is a picture of me for reference. 
Proof that when I wake up my hair looks like One Direction’s hair.
May 3rd / Tagged: one direction = me / 7 notes †
Important facts about tracked tags
Someone filled the “skinhead” tracked tag with gay porn. Rude.
Vans belong in the Vans tag, not “shoes”, I want my high fashion heels. Rude.
Every time I go through “The Mountain Goats” tag, I need to listen to them. Dope.
