So basically, 2 posts in 3 fucking hours.
Like seriously, 40 light cues in 3 hours.
12 sound cues in 3 hours.
Literally no scenery or stage movements in 3 hours.
Party time.
3 seizures in a year from binge drinking.
“Uh, 277, uh, that’s pretty good… for drinking”
“I don’t want to miss out on the college experience”
“I want to limit my experience”
“I drink until I throw up, but it’s okay”
Frankie Cullen as the loveable plan-losing lisper.
Christina Nguyen as the veryiyiyiyiy asian girl.
Rebecca Love as the woman with the ugly ass.
Heather Vandeven as the alien possessed ugly implant scarred starlet.
Tony Marino as a huge asshole.
Ron Ford as the fat fez wearing FBI agent.
Husband shows up. To distinguish between husband and wife, he behaves like a stereotypical gay man.
ACE ACTING
She said tenderly, as he bounced up and down on his stomach.
Dec 28th / Tagged: liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / 1 note †you’d think he would be in better shape.
BUT WAIT!!!!!! HE IS REALLY AN FBI AGENT!
Like tubby in the fez.
Dec 28th / Tagged: liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / Notes †moan moan moan
Dec 28th / Tagged: liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / Notes †-We have the plans now, this terrible tragedy can be avoided.
-Let us show Carla what we’ve learned on this planet.
ALIEN POSSESED LESBIAN 3 WAY ACTIVATE
Oh of course you do.
Dec 28th / Tagged: liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / 1 note †I fucking know it.
Dec 28th / Tagged: or maybe the 1999 missle attack remake liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / Notes †lord knows he isn’t doing any of the fucking.
Dec 28th / Tagged: regular actors in soft core porn who use flip phones liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / Notes †reallllllly?
Dec 28th / Tagged: liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / Notes †why is she moaning
Dec 28th / Tagged: liveblogging hbo softcore alien porn / Notes †