Mission log: Day 197. I am everywhere. I am nowhere.
I forgot how happy serving coffee genuinely makes me
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero