She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment
I never want a family because then I wouldn’t be able to drink my chocolate milk straight out of the jug because I’d have to “share” and “set an example” for my children and that is just not the way I want to live my life.
Carson Ellis (b. 1975, Vancouver, Canada) - The Infinite Corpse